Cthulhu help you if your social media algorithms ever discover that you just so happen to identify as male and like sports cars, or linger on a video meant to cater to men. In a matter of hours, your feed will be swarmed by endless brofluencers with two horrible, and very insistent messages.
The first? You’re a beta libcuck low-T soyboy whose manhood is shriveling away, both literally and metaphorically. The second? The benevolent GigaChads could be swayed to take pity on you and help you. For a fee of hundreds, if not thousands of dollars per month. And your soul, and your sanity, and your family, and your friends…
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how brofluencers took over social media to ruin their fans' lives